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Old 12-10-2010, 09:52 PM
Iblis Iblis is offline
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Default Da Troll Dance

Dis one is set to da beat and rythum of Digital Undergrounds "The Humpty Dance"
as performed by the ever popular Humpty Hump. A highly acclaimed song, it
is only natural dat me gonna go an cover it.


All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'case me bout to ruin
dat pretty wittle face dat you used to
I smell funny
but say so an me smash you
so shut up stoopid and get ready to go
Gadder round
Me da new droll in town
And me smashin when I put hammer down
I pop of all da pixie heads I see
If you see a smooshed dwarf you can bet it was me
My name is Mel, sound sorta like Hell
Did I mention dat I can bash real well
And soon it be time to ring you bell
Me ten feet tall, y'all
And just like humpty dumpty
I bash you to pieces whenever it suits me
I like to bash
I like my hammers heavy
I smash you cause you is skeevy
Me sick wit dis, me crack you back
Me so strong it ridiculous
It no matter to me if you pitieous
Hey stop dat, trolls is very ticklish
Yeah I said stop
Now Im gonna mush you
It you own fault I smash you into goo
Me a droll
Dats a remorted troll
One time me was a troglodyte
We trolls go out own dance
Da troll dance is your chance to bash like trolls
(Oh bash like trolls)
Bash like trolls, come on an bash likes trolls
Bash like trolls, jus watch me bash like a troll
You know what me doin, me bashin like a troll
Bash like a troll, bash like a troll
People say 'Hey Mel, you funny lookin'
Dats ok, cause den me start dem cooking
Dey boil, and fry for bout 2 hour
Dat how long me need to shower
I eat em whole see, cause I a troll be
Dats why all da trollettes adore me
Dats right, me always sincere
And when me hit you all you leave is a smear
Me hammer big, uh huh it heavy
Big like a boulder, me still can smash you
I mush all da humans, even de ones named marge
Den I smash all da dwarves cause my hammer is large
Me not stoopid, and you a poop-head
Me make up words, like trollid
All you gotta do is call mel trash
and now you gonna feel me smash
Da troll dance is your chance to bash like trolls
(Oh bash like trolls)
Bash like trolls, come on an bash likes trolls
Bash like trolls, jus watch me bash like a troll
You know what me doin, me bashin like a troll
Bash like a troll, bash like a troll
Now dat me been ramblin like Raash
let me show how it feel ta git smash
check it out, here it comes
Now your limp to da side cause you leg be broken
shakin an twichin, wittle baby, stop mopin
Smack bam crash
people cry 'No stop Mel, dont bash'
Any body else want some?
Come on Mel need some fun
Da troll dance is your chance to bash like trolls
(Oh bash like trolls)
Bash like trolls, come on an bash likes trolls
Bash like trolls, jus watch me bash like a troll
You know what me doin, me bashin like a troll
Bash like a troll, bash like a troll
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